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Will Reicher Chose The Trombone

Having only been a true jazz aficionado for about ten years, glimpses of the true depth of the jazz expression are beginning to be revealed to me. One day outside while having a particularly good hack and purging baby Japanese … Continue reading

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Hmmmm…

If we are recovering, say from an illness, what was covered the first time?

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101 Quotes by Lao Tzu

101 Quotes by Lao Tzu A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we … Continue reading

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Make The Samsung Tab 2 – 7.0 Whole Again

ASSUMPTIONS: Latest Drivers Installed Odin 3.xx installed Tablet Charged THE IDEA: Install TWRP (Team Win Recovery Project) (Espesso Friendly based on Lineage OS reccomendation) https://www.androidfilehost.com/?w=files&flid=48848&sort_by=date&sort_dir=DESC Install Lineage OS – Marshmallow https://forum.xda-developers.com/galaxy-tab-2/galaxy-tab-2-unified/rom-cyanogenmod-13-cm13-0-t3303798 Official LineageOS Wiki: http://wiki.lineageos.org/espressowifi_info.html A good TWRP guide page: … Continue reading

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Natural Clothing

In tropical climes: To keep ourselves cool, a moist fleshy plant-like material was worn next to the skin. Although initially clammy to the touch, ideally this would circulate fluids to the broad leafy appendages for evaporative heat exchange. Sunlight, body … Continue reading

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Yogi

Edna was lost. “What the hell just happened?” Yogi was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly a smell reminiscent of Aqua Velva cut her internal conversation short. Her head still on a pivot, now veered to locate the source of the … Continue reading

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Pickles is too hot.

Pickles adjusted her tiny sunbrella to optimize her shade. Stuffing the shaft of the umbrella under her lid, she adjusted herself back onto his shoulder, nesting herself nicely on his right epaulet. “Howard, why are we in the desert, again?” … Continue reading

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Sitting Duck

RUN! His body fled animal-like along the pitchblack fence line; perceiving his clarity of path came more as a feeling, letting it guide him nearly effortlessly behind the garages, hedges, dogs and doghouses, BBQ grills, trashcans, kids toys all made … Continue reading

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Nice Pen

“Saaay…that is a nice pen.” His long wide black leather tie briefly glistened as he turned back towards the guru. “It got a good weight to it, feels good in the hand…and…and it writes nice too…” The man in the … Continue reading

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The Bathmat

“Five?” He pursed his lips through his white beard and stared at the ceiling, emitting a soft whistle. “Five’s no problem, it just takes longer, the real question is, can 5 people stand on a bathmat for six minutes?” “Elly … Continue reading

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